Monday, June 16, 2008

Encouraging Mondays & Free Download

Okay some Monday humor... funny things people put in their resumes (published on
  1. “Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse”
  2. “1990 - 1997: Stewardess - Royal Air Force”

  3. Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”

  4. “Service for old man to check they are still alive or not.”

  5. Cleaning skills: “bleaching, pot washing, window cleaning, mopping, e.t.c”
  6. “Job involved…counselling clientele on accidental insurance policies available”

  7. “2001 summer Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and vegetable people”

  8. “I’m intrested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer”

  9. “I am about to enrol on a Business and Finance Degree with the Open University. I feel that this qualification will prove detrimental to me for future success.”

  10. “Time is very valuable and it should be always used to achieve optimum results and I believe it should not be played around with”

  11. “I belive that weakness is the first level of strength, given the right attitude and driving force. My school advised me to fix my punctuality…”

Now for the freebie: Christianaudio! has a free download each month. The free download for June is John Bunyan's The Pilgrim's Progress, and it's beautifully narrated by someone with a lovely English accent. Drop by for the free download while you still can... the offer ends on June 30th. This classic Christian work would be a great one to download to your mp3 player and listen to at your leisure.

Monday blessings to all!


  1. Wow! Thanks for that link...I do plan to follow it. I love "Pilgrim's Progress" and can think of nothing better than listening to a nice Brit accent. ;D

  2. Love that list! Very funny.

    Thank you so much for the link. Pilgrim's Progress is a family fav.

    Have a blessed day.

  3. Glad you liked the funny resume blunders, Christi. Here's the full list of resume mistakes.

    I Stumbled this in thanks: